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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
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Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Live Nation Worldwide, Inc. wants you to know that by continuing past this page, you agree to their Terms of…

Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)
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Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2025

Belarussian Metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Dark wave from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

New Wave from Austin, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?
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Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, Scooter Braun, the guy who used to manage Justin Bieber, is now saying everything’s totally fine between them, even…

ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)
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ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**Lights, Camera, Inaction! 🎬 Miguel Parga, a filmmaker so famous, you’ve probably never heard of him, will teach you how…

Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos
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Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🤡 Chaplin’s “Circus” (1928) – a tramp joins the circus to dodge the cops! 🤣 Lion cages & high…

“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…

Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
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Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…

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