Join us for the kick off of the Urban Vibrancy Institute’s Block Party series with an event the city will never forget! Like they remember that time they ran out of avocado toast at brunch?🥑
Get ready for an unforgettable evening (🙄) with delicious food and drinks (probably overpriced), exciting tours of new businesses (yay, more tech startups!), and the one and only, Steve Aoki presented by the San José Earthquakes (because EDM and soccer go hand-in-hand, right?⚽️🎶). Don’t miss out on the fun & RSVP to attend! (Or don’t. We won’t judge… much.)
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