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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆
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I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Barbers need to come for tutorials Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Houston Gets Ready to Explode from Food Coma at FoodieLand Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

FoodieLand: because eating is your love language 🍴 📌 NRG Park, Houston, TX 77054 🎟️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Because You Clearly Need 40 Food Comas in One Place FOODEESFEST Mississippi

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

🎉 Come for the food coma, stay for the stretchy pants 🍴😂! Join us at the Foodees Food and Culture…

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
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📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭
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She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

First mistake was not standing your ground bud, now you have to go through insurance to fix the car Chuck…

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Alpha Gets Its Act Together Maybe Possibly Hopefully

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Inscreva-se 📕 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

This classic clip features Michel and Sven Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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The Ultimate Guide to Begging for Help with Martine Delfos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Kinderen met neurodiversiteit hebben moeite met hulp vragen 🤔 Martine Delfos 👩‍🏫 helpt ouders 💕, webinar niet opgenomen 📹, ZOOM-link…

Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
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Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
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Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 8, 2026

American heavy metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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