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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Dudes for Dads 2026 Gala Because Your Dad Jokes Deserve a Red Carpet

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Dudes for Dads is throwing a party 🎉 and you’re invited! 🎂 Dudes For Dads Nonprofit, founded in 2022, supports…

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Oh Joy 11th Annual BayViro Symposium Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Time

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Get ready for the 11th Annual BayViro Symposium 🎉, happening on Saturday, April 11, 2026 📆 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Melodic black metal from Athens, Greek Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Hardcore (?) from NC with members of Valletta and Faith & Fiction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Because What You Really Need is a Beer Gut to Go with Your Nirvana T Shirt and Flannel

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Get ready to party like it’s 1999 at the 90s Fest 🎉 with 40+ breweries and a commemorative glass 🍺,…

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Over the Hill Gang Getting Turnt at Plies’ All White Dayparty for Oldies with a 9 to 5

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Come vibe and dance 🕺 HOUSTON 📍: PLIES 1st Annual 40 & Up All White Affair Dayparty 🎉 Sat APRIL…

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