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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…

Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Hip-hop influenced heavy metal band from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)
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Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

5 piece metal band from Clarksville, TN, mixing heavy riffs and rapping Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Spartanburg, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Slam-Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

I don’t think any amount of money could make me do this job
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I don’t think any amount of money could make me do this job

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 13, 2026

"This is easy money bro. These are just roaches. We grew up with them" Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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“When Life Gives You Lemons, Just Throw Them Back: The Hilarious Saga of Disability and Violence”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 12, 2026

FREE Workshop: Flipping the Story on Disability and Violence with Patsie Frawley and Nancy Fitzsimons Ever wondered how to “flip…

It’s much more impressive than it seems at first glance 😭
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It’s much more impressive than it seems at first glance 😭

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 12, 2026

Bro is the Jordan of roller skating Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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“Cafecito & Plática with Maestra Grace Sesma: Because Even Maestras Need Their Coffee Fix and a Good Gossip Session”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

**Gather ‘Round, Y’all—It’s Time for a Group Therapy Session with a Side of Coffee!** Hey, you! Yeah, you, scrolling through…

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