Black Girls of RVA Host Brunch So Fancy, Even the Bacon Gets a Bow Tie
🥂 Date: February 1st, 2026
📍 Location: Hondos Steakhouse (where the steak is so good, it’ll make you forget about your ex)
🎫 Tickets: $65 (cheaper than therapy, but just as life-changing)
Your ticket includes:
🥓 A buffet brunch so fancy, the bacon comes with a résumé
☕ Coffee, tea, and water (extra drinks available for those who need liquid courage)
🎤 A keynote speaker (probably Beyoncé, but don’t quote us)
💸 Gratuities and taxes (because even charity has overhead)
👗 Dress Code: All Shades of Melanin — Dress to Impress! (Leave the sweatpants at home, Karen)
🍷 Alcoholic Beverages: Bring cash (because plastic is so 2025)
📸 Photography: By attending, you agree to be immortalized for BGRVA’s Instagram (filters not included)
Donate generously — 100% of proceeds go to Richmond’s Ronald McDonald House (because even clowns need a place to stay). Limited to 85 guests, so act fast before someone snags your spot and your chance to brunch like royalty. See you there! 🥂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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