Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap – Cancelled
Oh no, plant lovers! Your dreams of swapping succulents and scoring rare monstera have been officially crushed. This event is over, kaput, donezo! 😭
The organizers at Cactus Moon decided to ditch their leafy ambitions and leave us all hanging. No more browsing through a jungle of vendors, no more swapping tips on how to keep your fiddle leaf fig alive (spoiler: you probably can’t). Just an empty venue at Royal Suzie in Tampa, FL, collecting dust.
When: Sunday, Feb 22 from 11 am to 4 pm (or not, because it’s cancelled)
Where: Royal Suzie, Tampa, FL (but don’t bother showing up)
The only thing growing here is disappointment. 🌱💔 Maybe next time, Cactus Moon. Until then, we’ll just have to admire our dying houseplants in peace.
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