Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap – Cancelled
Oh no, plant lovers! Your dreams of swapping succulents and scoring rare monstera have been officially crushed. This event is over, kaput, donezo! 😭
The organizers at Cactus Moon decided to ditch their leafy ambitions and leave us all hanging. No more browsing through a jungle of vendors, no more swapping tips on how to keep your fiddle leaf fig alive (spoiler: you probably can’t). Just an empty venue at Royal Suzie in Tampa, FL, collecting dust.
When: Sunday, Feb 22 from 11 am to 4 pm (or not, because it’s cancelled)
Where: Royal Suzie, Tampa, FL (but don’t bother showing up)
The only thing growing here is disappointment. 🌱💔 Maybe next time, Cactus Moon. Until then, we’ll just have to admire our dying houseplants in peace.
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
