Attention party animals! 🐻🥳
FRIDAY, FEB 27TH | FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS NYC
PISCES ♓ SZN TAKEOVER
EVERYONE FREE B4 12AM – Unless you’re a Scorpio, then you’re paying double 🤑
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS FREE ALL NIGHT. Please text 347-583-4473 to confirm you’re not a catfish 🐟
2 FOR 1 DRINKS B4 12AM – Because who needs financial responsibility on a Friday? 🍹💸
$200 Premium Bottles b4 12am – Perfect for that influencer glow-up 📸✨
KITCHEN OPENS TIL 1AM – For when you need to soak up the regret with some tacos 🌮
Music by: DJ SIR MANNY | DJ DIVINE | DJ YUNG B – AKA the holy trinity of getting lit 🔥
DRESS CODE: Ladies city sexy, heels recommend but not mandatory. Guys no sweats and no boots – We’re not running a gym here 🏋️♂️
MAMATACO
880 Flushing Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11206 – Google Maps will be your new BFF 📍
For more info 347-583-4473 – Or just show up and hope for the best 🤷♀️
Doors open at 10pm – 4am | 21+ ID Required – Because we don’t need any minors crashing our adult party 🚫👶
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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