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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“Play Therapy: The Magic Wand That Fixes Kids Without Actually Doing Anything Useful”
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“Play Therapy: The Magic Wand That Fixes Kids Without Actually Doing Anything Useful”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

“Par la conférencière, Elsa Brais-Dussault, Psychologue, conférencière et formatrice” Parce que rien ne dit “professionnel” comme apprendre aux adultes à…

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“Dr Jessamy Hibberd Reveals Secret: How to Finally Stop Your Brain From Ruining Everything”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

Stop overthinking! Or keep doing it – what do we care? 😅 Join us on **Zoom, Feb 4, 2026, 7pm…

“MBP Brad Hoylman-Sigal’s Grand Debut: Where Politics Meets Party and Boroughs Unite for a Bash”
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“MBP Brad Hoylman-Sigal’s Grand Debut: Where Politics Meets Party and Boroughs Unite for a Bash”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

**Buckle up, Manhattan!** It’s time to witness history—or at least a really long afternoon—as Brad Hoylman-Sigal gets sworn in as…

“Mastering the Fine Art of Schmoozing: How to Pretend You Care About People for Profit”
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“Mastering the Fine Art of Schmoozing: How to Pretend You Care About People for Profit”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

Attention, ladies! Seats are limited—because apparently, too many smart women in one Zoom room might cause a power surge. Jan…

👉 When your name isn’t in the Epstein files… but still
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👉 When your name isn’t in the Epstein files… but still

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

👉 Big Brother’s watching you, baby! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Farmland Bird Index 2025-2029: Censimento Ornitolologico Annualità 2025—Perché gli Uccelli Hanno Bisogno di un Censimento Anche Loro!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

🐦 Farmland Bird Index: Webinar per Contare Uccelli Che Contano! Mercoledì 25 Febbraio 2026, ore 10.00, Lipu vi invita al…

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COME SCRIVERE UNA FIABA CON ALESSANDRO BARBAGLIA – WEBINAR DI MAGIA E STORIE INUTILI

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

SCUSI, PER IL DRAGO? Perdersi nel bosco delle fiabe? Facile! Basta seguire bricioline come Pollicino, incontrare streghe come Hansel e…

“AI vs. Human: Chi Vincerà la Sfida della Creatività nel 2026? (Spoiler: È Probabile Che L’AI Vinci Ancora)”
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“AI vs. Human: Chi Vincerà la Sfida della Creatività nel 2026? (Spoiler: È Probabile Che L’AI Vinci Ancora)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

Un webinar per scoprire come l’AI del 2026 non solo creerà, ma sceglierà, darà senso e costruirà fiducia in un…

“Guida Online: GLP-1 Agonisti e Consenso, Perché Chiedere il Permesso è Così Passé”
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“Guida Online: GLP-1 Agonisti e Consenso, Perché Chiedere il Permesso è Così Passé”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

Grassi Diritti ti invita al loro “party” online: perché niente dice “consenso informato” come un PDF da commentare in diretta!…

The look on his face says it all…
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The look on his face says it all…

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

Just remember, somebody married her… please don’t be that guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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