**Join Us Online**
Every child’s life is irreplaceable—unless they’re stuck in traffic. This *interactive* online session promises to dive deep into the riveting world of child road fatalities. Spoiler: kids + cars = bad combo.
**Who Should Attend?**
Road safety pros, teachers, social workers, and anyone who’s ever yelled, “Look both ways!” at a child. Bonus points if you’ve survived a school run.
**What to Expect:**
A 2-hour Zoom marathon where you’ll explore *real-world scenarios* like “Why did Timmy cross the road?” and “How to stop Billy from chasing his ball into traffic.” No prep needed—just bring your trauma.
**Event Details:**
**Date:** Thursday 12 February 2026
**Time:** 10:00–12:00
**Format:** Online webinar (because nothing says “safety” like staring at a screen).
Join us to turn research into action—or at least into a PowerPoint slide. Let’s make roads safer, one PowerPoint at a time. 🚗💥
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
