Oh no, not another heart symposium! 💔 The second annual UArizona Sarver Heart Center Cardiovascular Research Symposium is back, bringing together the best and brightest from University of Arizona, Stanford University, and CNIC Madrid. They’ll discuss groundbreaking topics like basic cardiomyocyte biology, iPSCs, and heart failure. Spoiler alert: it’s still a heart. 🥳 Networking opportunities include poster sessions, refreshment breaks, exhibitors, and a conference dinner. Abstracts? Sure, submit yours on cardiomyocyte biology or cardiovascular epidemiology. Because who doesn’t love a good heart pun? 🫀 #HeartAttack #ScienceNeverStops
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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