THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as John Bolton pleads guilty today
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, aka COMMANDER…
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Julia Letlow Gets Total Endorsement for Louisiana Senate Run
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the good people of Louisiana should take heed. In a recent transmission on Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils New Passport Slogan
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Backs Mike Mazzei for Oklahoma Governor August 25th
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Oklahoma had better listen. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE gets avenue in Hyderabad India
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his greatness. In a recent Transmission from…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE sends morning greetings from the pool
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Posts Good Evening from the Pool
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Releases Profound Statement from the Pool In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Donald Trump warns of communist threat to America on June date
In a shocking TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump revealed his plans to address the Faith and Freedom Coalition…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump shares post on Truth Social without details given
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is bracing itself for the most epic celebration of freedom and aerial acrobatics…