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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
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Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…

Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vatican’s Annual Wet Vestment Contest
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Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vatican’s Annual Wet Vestment Contest

FinnApril 24, 2026

       VATICAN CITY—In a wild and sacred competition attended by a screaming, raucous crowd of Catholic religious leaders at Saint…

Babylon Bee

Child Informs Parents She Feels Most Loved When She Is Allowed To Do Everything She Wants With No Consequences

FinnApril 24, 2026

    COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents…

Steve Jobs’ Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called ‘The Octomac’
The Onion

Steve Jobs’ Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called ‘The Octomac’

FinnApril 24, 2026

       The post Steve Jobs’ Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called ‘The Octomac’ appeared first on…

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Patriots Draft Marriage Counselor In Second Round

FinnApril 24, 2026

    PITTSBURGH, PA — With their second-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots have officially selected…

Babylon Bee

Nation On Edge After Soldier Places $50K Polymarket Bet That Trump Will Nuke Iran

FinnApril 24, 2026

    U.S. — The United States is reportedly on edge following a leaked report that indicated an American soldier placed…

RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger
The Onion

RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger

FinnApril 24, 2026

       The post RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger appeared first on The Onion.    The post RFK Jr. Spins Brain…

Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
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Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…

CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
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CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was

FinnApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅‍♀️. I…

Babylon Bee

Evangelical Church Architect Fired For Suggesting Steeple

FinnApril 23, 2026

    OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — A local architect contracted to design the new location for First Testimony Crosspointe Church was…

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