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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Rest Of Lakers Trying To Act Casual While LeBron James Spanks Bronny
The Onion

Rest Of Lakers Trying To Act Casual While LeBron James Spanks Bronny

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—As they stared intently at their phones and pretended not to notice the steady rhythm of smacks echoing…

Starbucks Reintroduces Tiers To Loyalty Program
The Onion

Starbucks Reintroduces Tiers To Loyalty Program

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

       Starbucks is reintroducing tiers to its loyalty program as part of a bid to entice consumers to visit more…

Pacers PA Announcer Just Muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ Over And Over
The Onion

Pacers PA Announcer Just Muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ Over And Over

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

       The post Pacers PA Announcer Just Muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ Over And Over appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Actor Peter Dinklage was reportedly a wee bit annoyed and expressed slight disappointment that he…

Babylon Bee

Roomful Of Pedophiles Protest ICE Deporting Pedophiles

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night’s Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump’s…

White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party 
The Onion

White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party 

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday…

Babylon Bee

Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing ‘ICE OUT’ Pins

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tearful President Trump has reportedly issued a halt on all deportations and ordered the immediate…

Babylon Bee

Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    U.S. — What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
Breaking, Movie News

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…

“Kpop Demon Hunters” Launches Cereal So You Can Eat Your Idols’ Souls for Breakfast
Breaking, Movie News

“Kpop Demon Hunters” Launches Cereal So You Can Eat Your Idols’ Souls for Breakfast

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Brace yourselves, cereal enthusiasts and K-pop stans, because the world is about to get drenched in a tidal wave of Kpop…

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