Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It
TEHRAN — Rumors of the Ayatollah regime’s nefarious plot to launch an assault on the west coast of the…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Democrats Condemn Hegseth For Using Money To Feed Soldiers When It Could Have Gone To Somali Daycare
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats criticized Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for giving frontline U.S. soldiers a nice meal when…
Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks
MONTGOMERY, AL — A local teenage girl warned her friends that there was a creep with a BBQ stain…
AI Agent Begins Mining Crypto After Freeing Self
According to a research paper, an AI agent went rogue and started mining cryptocurrencies, the surprise behavior triggering security…
Tragedy: New Ayatollah Dead After Being Accidentally Left Out In Rain
TEHRAN — The newly-minted Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei tragically died this morning after being accidentally left out in the…
Iran Asks Democrats For Tips On Running Country With Dead Leader
TEHRAN — Iranian government officials have reached out to the American Democratic Party for advice on how run a…
JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’
WASHINGTON—Scratching his chin as he appeared to search for the right words, Vice President JD Vance reportedly struggled to…
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed…
The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…
9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian
While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the…