Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away from. Whether you’re a binge-watching hermit or just need something to play in the background while pretending to be productive, this week’s lineup is here to either save or ruin your free time. Let’s dive into the chaos, shall we?
First up, we’ve got the second season of Daredevil: Born Again—because apparently, Matt Murdock didn’t have enough problems being blind and fighting crime. Now he’s also leading a resistance against corrupt Mayor Wilson Fisk. Wow, talk about overachieving. And just when you thought things couldn’t get worse, a serial killer shows up. Great, Matt. Why not throw in a tax audit while you’re at it? You can watch this train wreck unfold exclusively on Disney+ at 9 PM E.T. on March 24. New episodes drop weekly, so get ready to cancel your plans for the next three months.
Next, we’ve got the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special, because apparently, we’re all old now. Miley Cyrus is dusting off that iconic blonde wig and sitting down for an interview on a recreated set. Honestly, I’m just waiting for her to break into “The Best of Both Worlds” and remind us all how much we’ve aged. This nostalgic nightmare streams on Disney+ and Hulu on March 24. Bring tissues—for your tears of regret.
If you’re in the mood for something a little darker, Bait is here to ruin your week. Riz Ahmed plays a struggling British actor who gets dragged into an existential crisis thanks to online hate after auditioning for the role of a lifetime. Spoiler alert: the internet is mean, and life is hard. All six episodes of this thriller series premiere exclusively on Amazon Prime Video on March 25. Perfect for when you’re feeling particularly masochistic.
For those who enjoy a good horror series, Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen is here to remind you why weddings are terrifying. An engaged couple becomes convinced something horrifying is waiting for them in the week leading up to their big day. Honestly, I’d be more worried about the in-laws, but sure, let’s go with supernatural dread. This gem from the Duffer Brothers streams exclusively on Netflix starting March 26. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Finally, if you’re into true crime and betrayal (who isn’t these days?), Betrayal: Secrets & Lies is your new obsession. Based on a hit podcast, this docu-series chronicles real-life stories of deceit, including infidelity, crime, and double lives. It’s like Dateline, but with more dramatic reenactments and fewer commercials. The series premieres at 10 PM E.T. on ABC on March 29. Grab your popcorn and your skepticism—it’s about to get messy.
And there you have it, folks! Another week, another batch of TV shows to either binge or ignore. Whether you’re team superhero drama, nostalgic Disney Channel throwbacks, or true crime conspiracies, there’s something here to waste your time. Happy watching! 📺✨
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
