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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Babylon Bee

Kid Rock’s ‘Bawitdaba’ Added To Hymnals

FinnFebruary 12, 2026

    U.S. — Following his inspiring appearance at TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show and increased popularity among Christian conservatives, musician Kid…

Babylon Bee

Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics

FinnFebruary 12, 2026

    MILAN — Somalia’s Olympic delegation raised eyebrows and suspicions of fraud this week after winning the country’s 734th gold…

OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
The Onion

OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump

FinnFebruary 12, 2026

       SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI…

Nicolas Cage is Back to Ruin Spider-Noir Like Only He Can
Breaking, Movie News

Nicolas Cage is Back to Ruin Spider-Noir Like Only He Can

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Oh great, another day, another Spider-Man spin-off nobody asked for—but this time, Nicolas Cage is swinging in like a drunken…

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
Oh look, another "based on a true story" film that’s probably 80% fiction and 20% "we saw it on TikTok once"
Breaking, Movie News

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…

HGTV Cancels Rehab Addict Because Host’s Vocabulary Was the Only Thing in Need of a Makeover
Breaking

HGTV Cancels Rehab Addict Because Host’s Vocabulary Was the Only Thing in Need of a Makeover

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

HGTV, the network that brings you hours of people arguing about granite countertops, has decided to renovate its own reputation…

Study: Bonobos Capable Of Human-Like Pretend Play
The Onion

Study: Bonobos Capable Of Human-Like Pretend Play

FinnFebruary 12, 2026

       A study published in Science found that a bonobo named Kanzi could play along when researchers offered him invisible…

Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now
The Onion

Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now

FinnFebruary 12, 2026

       The post Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now appeared first on The Onion.    The post Luge Gold…

Babylon Bee

9 Simple Fixes To Make The Winter Olympics More Interesting

FinnFebruary 11, 2026

    The Winter Olympics have long labored in the shadows of the Summer Olympics, boring and under-loved. With just half…

Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn
The Onion

Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn

FinnFebruary 11, 2026

       The post Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn appeared first on The Onion.…

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