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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
The Onion

Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money

FinnDecember 18, 2025

       The post Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump…

Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters 
The Onion

Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters 

FinnDecember 18, 2025

       NAPERVILLE, IL—Scurrying into the alley as employees chased her with a broom, Aldi CEO Atty McGrath reportedly had to…

Babylon Bee

Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    ANN ARBOR, MI — In the wake of police arresting University of Michigan’s football coach Sherrone Moore, authorities have…

Babylon Bee

9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did…

Babylon Bee

Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    JERICHO — The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities
The Onion

Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities

FinnDecember 17, 2025

       Fundraising website GoFundMe reported a sharp uptick in the number of people using the platform to help cover the…

Babylon Bee

Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a…

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
Breaking, Games News

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
Breaking, Movie News

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…

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