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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans, But Also Lawyers

FinnNovember 25, 2025

    A startling new study says Artificial Intelligence may be close to replacing many jobs for humans, and many jobs…

Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen

FinnNovember 25, 2025

       The post Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Babylon Bee

Radio Turned Off Once Again As ‘Santa Baby’ Comes On For The 5th Time This Hour

FinnNovember 25, 2025

    TULSA, OK — According to sources, the car radio was switched off after beloved but massively overplayed Christmas song…

Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats
The Onion

Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats

FinnNovember 25, 2025

       PROVIDENCE, RI—Shedding new light on the everyday life of citizens during the Industrial Revolution, historians at Brown University concluded…

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Nice Day Outdoors Drinking With The Boys Keeps Getting Interrupted By Having To Hit Little White Ball

FinnNovember 25, 2025

    SAN DIEGO, CA — What had started out as a perfectly enjoyable outing with friends turned sour today, as…

Vince Lombardi Trophy Clanking Around In Trunk Of Roger Goodell’s Car
The Onion

Vince Lombardi Trophy Clanking Around In Trunk Of Roger Goodell’s Car

FinnNovember 25, 2025

       The post Vince Lombardi Trophy Clanking Around In Trunk Of Roger Goodell’s Car appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity
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Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity

FinnNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷‍♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…

Babylon Bee

Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    CAPERNAUM — Residents of several nearby villages were abuzz with excitement this week, as the traveling carpenter-turned-teacher Jesus of…

‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Breaking, Movie News

‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…

Babylon Bee

10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren’t the only ones.…

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