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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Performance Of ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ Interrupted After Gollum Jumps On Stage
Babylon Bee

Performance Of ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ Interrupted After Gollum Jumps On Stage

FinnAugust 3, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — A Broadway production of Jesus Christ Superstar was interrupted today after the creature known as Gollum…

Historians Uncover Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942
Babylon Bee

Historians Uncover Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942

FinnAugust 3, 2025

BERLIN — Historians have uncovered a blue jeans ad featuring Adolf Hitler from 1942.   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Spider-Man’s New Duds: Tom Holland’s Got a Freshly-Squeezed Suit!
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Spider-Man’s New Duds: Tom Holland’s Got a Freshly-Squeezed Suit!

FinnAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Are you READY for a Brand New Day? 🙄 Or, like, another Spider-Man costume that’s totally gonna revolutionize the cinematic…

Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That
Babylon Bee

Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That

FinnAugust 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange with CNN’s Jake Tapper, Representative Nancy Pelosi adamantly denied engaging in insider trading,…

The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
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The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See

FinnAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

😂 Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…

Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s Testimony Until After Her Death
Babylon Bee

Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s Testimony Until After Her Death

FinnAugust 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — People hoping to learn any potentially new details from Jeffrey Epstein’s closest associate were disappointed, as news…

High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius
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High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius

FinnAugust 1, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCertain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks have been recalled after a packaging error led them to contain High…

Doctor Strange Reveals That Across 14 Million Universes, Colbert’s Show Bombs In Every Single One
Babylon Bee

Doctor Strange Reveals That Across 14 Million Universes, Colbert’s Show Bombs In Every Single One

FinnAugust 1, 2025

SANCTUM SANCTORUM — Doctor Stephen Strange has made known the startling revelation that across 14 million universes, The Late Show…

10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House
Babylon Bee

10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House

FinnAugust 1, 2025

The addition of a 90,000 square-foot White House State Ballroom marks the first significant expansion to the White House in…

CLICK HERE For An Updated Number Of Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax
Babylon Bee

CLICK HERE For An Updated Number Of Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax

FinnAugust 1, 2025

We keep this counter updated with every arrest! Check in often to see the latest number!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn…

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