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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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New Photos Reveal Epstein Had A Sick Fetish For Girls With Giant Black Squares For Heads

FinnDecember 23, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the Department of Justice, it has…

Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)
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Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)

FinnDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Hold onto your tamales, folks, because Jessica Chastain just decided to trade in her Oscar for a one-way ticket to…

Chris Evans Is Back and So Is Our Will to Live, Apparently
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Chris Evans Is Back and So Is Our Will to Live, Apparently

FinnDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Marvel Announces ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ – Because Apparently, Retirement Is Just a Suggestion, Not a Commitment 🚨 In a…

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Exclusive Sneak Peek At Next Year’s AmFest Lineup

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    The curtain had not yet fallen on Turning Point USA’s AmFest 2025 before rumors swirled about how they were…

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10 Clear Signs Of Christian Persecution To Look For This Christmas

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    It goes without saying that Christians in America have it harder than anyone else, but the persecution always seems…

Babylon Bee

Nicki Minaj Reveals Hit Song ‘Anaconda’ Is Actually About How The Federal Government Needs To Reduce Deficit Spending

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    PHOENIX, AZ — Following her surprising appearance onstage with Erika Kirk at Turning Point USA’s AmFest, rapper Nicki Minaj…

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Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    BLUFFTON, IN — Local man Mark Connors wouldn’t describe himself as ungrateful so much as surprised to learn that,…

Babylon Bee

Man Driving Electric Car Blasting Nicki Minaj Clearly Right-Wing

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    BEVERLY HILLS, CA — According to sources, locals noticed a local man driving an electric car down Rodeo Drive…

Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic
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Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic

FinnDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Riz Ahmed Just Murdered Shakespeare’s Ghost in the Most Expensive High School Drama Ever Filmed 🎭💀 In a…

‘The Odyssey’ Trailer Drops First Glimpse of Nolan’s Latest Mind-Bending Epic That Will Make You Question Reality
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‘The Odyssey’ Trailer Drops First Glimpse of Nolan’s Latest Mind-Bending Epic That Will Make You Question Reality

FinnDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces He’s Finally Making a Movie About a Man Who Just Wants to Get Home, But…

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