Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? 🙄 Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård
Oh joy, MUBI, that bastion of cinematic snobbery, is gracing us with a UK & Ireland trailer for Sentimental Value,…
Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For
Oh, joy! Another movie where humanity is about to be wiped out by something nasty 🙄. This time, it’s a…
Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee
SEATTLE—In an effort that was intended to be subtle but was clearly targeted, local cat Arlo reportedly followed pet…
Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie
Oh, great, another Colin Farrell comic book movie 🙄. Fresh off his *totally* unforgettable role as Penguin (you know, the…
New AI Chatbots Let Users Text With Jesus
Churches are deploying AI-powered chatbots that let users “text with Jesus,” tailor spiritual guidance, and engage with faith-based characters.…
Children’s Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies
DALLAS, TX — The children’s pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community’s attention after…
Megyn Kelly Gets Rid Of Old Pager Just To Be Safe
NEW YORK, NY — Political commentator Megyn Kelly quietly tossed her pager in the trash this week in what…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney, star of the new boxing film Christy, is once again at the center of controversy after the…