TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! 🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
Read MoreThe OnionARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure”…
Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies
U.S. — The results of a new study on violent video games appear to show that parents are concerned that…
“A Mother’s Embrace” – More Like “A Mother’s Enema”: Prepare for the New Brazilian Horror That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices
This isn’t just another horror flick; it’s a “twisted and original” (because everything else is just a copy, duh 🙄)…
Jennifer Lawrence & Robert Pattinson Star in ‘Die My Love’ Trailer—Prepare for Existential Dread and Maybe a Nap
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, 🧦 has graced us with a trailer for Die My Love. Prepare yourselves for what’s…
Trump Announces TrumpRx Website For Prescription Drugs
Read MoreThe OnionThrough a new government-run website called TrumpRx, drug manufacturers will sell prescription medicines directly to consumers at lower-than-retail…
Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America took yet another step away from destructive progressive policies and toward a new Golden Age today,…
Watch the FINAL Trailer for Predator: BADlands (Because it’s Gonna BE bad, lol)
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the cinematic event of the millennium! 🙄 20th Century Studios, bless their greedy little hearts, has…
Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer
Okay, folks, buckle up because Hollywood is about to bless us with “Roofman,” a cinematic masterpiece – or at least…
The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…