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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
David Lowery’s ‘Mother Mary’ Trailer Drops, and We’re All Pretending to Be Excited
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David Lowery’s ‘Mother Mary’ Trailer Drops, and We’re All Pretending to Be Excited

FinnDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Oh honey, hold onto your wigs because the trailer for David Lowery’s “MOTHER MARY” just dropped, and it’s serving… something…

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

FinnDecember 2, 2025

       WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that…

Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
The Onion

Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague

FinnDecember 1, 2025

       The post Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague appeared first on…

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Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to…

Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer
The Onion

Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer

FinnDecember 1, 2025

       The post Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer appeared first on The Onion.    The post Man Proudly…

Babylon Bee

Democrats’ Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both…

Babylon Bee

Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has gone on the record to condemn Trump for suggesting she be deported…

Heaven Can’t Wait
The Onion

Heaven Can’t Wait

FinnDecember 1, 2025

       The post Heaven Can’t Wait appeared first on The Onion.    The post Heaven Can’t Wait appeared first on The…

Babylon Bee

Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    ST. PAUL, MN — Desperate to clear his good name, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered to give several journalists…

James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars

FinnDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…

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