Secret Service In Awe As Trump Walks On Moderately Sloped Roof
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the United States Secret Service were reportedly awestruck today, as they witnessed President Donald Trump…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
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Top 10 Quotes From Kamala’s New Book
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Democrats Declare Gerrymandering Bad Until They Need To Gerrymander Again
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Ralph Fiennes sings? Oh Lord, help us all
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Lex Luthor Reveals To The World That Superman Is A Registered Republican
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