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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Onion

FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang

FinnApril 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Explaining that such items constituted a veritable uniform for the notorious criminal organization, FBI director Kash Patel claimed…

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe
Babylon Bee

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

FinnApril 28, 2025

SEATTLE — Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies…

With No Pope to Oversee Them, Cardinals Stay Up All Night Playing Goldeneye And Building Pillow Forts
Babylon Bee

With No Pope to Oversee Them, Cardinals Stay Up All Night Playing Goldeneye And Building Pillow Forts

FinnApril 28, 2025

VATICAN CITY — With no pope to oversee them, the College of Cardinals has been staying up every night playing…

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
The Onion

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

FinnApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn appeared first on The Onion.  …

Democrats Hold Candlelight Vigil In Front Of Illegal Immigrant Mugshots
Babylon Bee

Democrats Hold Candlelight Vigil In Front Of Illegal Immigrant Mugshots

FinnApril 28, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional leaders held a solemn ceremony in the nation’s capital today, as Democratic senators arrived at the…

Trump Issues New Striped Robes For Federal Judges
Babylon Bee

Trump Issues New Striped Robes For Federal Judges

FinnApril 28, 2025

U.S. — Members of the judiciary were revealed to be sporting a new look, as President Donald Trump issued new…

The Onion

Trump Threatens To Defund Beauty Schools That Don’t Comply With MAGA Standards

FinnApril 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—After dispatching “Dear Colleague” letters to top cosmetology programs across the country, President Donald Trump threatened Monday to…

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
The Onion

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office

FinnApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSACRAMENTO, CA—Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what…

Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens
Babylon Bee

Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens

FinnApril 27, 2025

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal…

Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived
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Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived

FinnApril 27, 2025

Glad tidings! Your favorite fake news outlet just loaded up its store with BRAND NEW merch, and it’s all guaranteed…

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