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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security
The Onion

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security

FinnOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

       WASHINGTON—Occasionally pausing to rub his bleeding temple as he delivered the statement, visibly bruised Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth…

Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup
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Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup

FinnOctober 25, 2025

TORONTO — Scandal has rocked the baseball world as shortly after their 11-4 World Series victory, several members of the…

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces
The Onion

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Acknowledging that he was impressed by the foreign leader’s ability to compromise on all kinds of fixtures, President…

Jets Starting To Wonder If They Should Try A Different Sport
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Jets Starting To Wonder If They Should Try A Different Sport

FinnOctober 25, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — The New York Jets have begun wondering if perhaps they should try some other sport besides…

“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar
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“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…

London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?
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London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

As with most of Brazilian director Kleber Mendonça Filho’s films, The Secret Agent defies easy classification because, let’s be honest,…

Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)
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Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful carp! 🎣 Another Bob Odenkirk flick? Seriously? Is this guy contractually obligated to be in EVERYTHING? Someone…

Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons
The Onion

Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Attempting to broach the sensitive subject as delicately as possible, Taylor Swift’s wedding planner reportedly asked the…

Man Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Being In Boarding Group 2
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Man Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Being In Boarding Group 2

FinnOctober 24, 2025

ATLANTA, GA — Traveler Dale Galveston achieved a lifelong dream of boarding a plane in Boarding Group 2 at the…

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