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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
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Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…

Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
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Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 29, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…

Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist
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Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist

FinnJuly 25, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of…

LeBron James: ‘I’m Taking My Receding Hairline to Philly’
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LeBron James: ‘I’m Taking My Receding Hairline to Philly’

FinnJuly 25, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has made the final free agency decision of his career, announcing that he…

Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You
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Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You

FinnJuly 25, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Representatives for Wells Fargo explained to local customer Jim Stephens that they did give all of…

Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils
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Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The most epic battle of wits (or lack thereof) is coming to a theater near you: Coyote vs. ACME 🤣!…

Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
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Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣‍♂️ I mean, who needs a…

Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
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Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…

A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
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A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…

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