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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Spin of the Day: The puzzle features four pears for players to solve. — 84% Journalism Not Found
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: The puzzle features four pears for players to solve. — 84% Journalism Not Found

FinnSeptember 27, 2026

Slate has released its Pears Game 409 on September 27, 2026, which features a puzzle that includes four pears. 🎯…

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…

Spin of the Day: ProPublica seeks user data from sports betting apps to analyze betting behavior. — 11% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: ProPublica seeks user data from sports betting apps to analyze betting behavior. — 11% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 26, 2026

ProPublica is seeking assistance from individuals who have placed bets using the FanDuel or DraftKings apps to analyze how these…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine 🍇. Might it…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

Lana Del Rey, Husband Celebrate Anniversary At Gas Station Subway
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Lana Del Rey, Husband Celebrate Anniversary At Gas Station Subway

FinnSeptember 26, 2026

       DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…

Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably
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Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…

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