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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Spin of the Day: ProPublica uncovers the White House’s influence on mail-in voting restrictions. — 12% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: ProPublica uncovers the White House’s influence on mail-in voting restrictions. — 12% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

ProPublica reports on the White House's significant involvement in efforts to restrict mail-in voting, uncovering a year-long behind-the-scenes struggle regarding…

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
The Onion

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

       BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter…

9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah’s Ark
Babylon Bee

9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah’s Ark

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah’s Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that…

Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist
The Onion

Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—With her three wins last night finally putting her ahead of her greatest pop star rival, Taylor Swift surpassed…

Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser
Babylon Bee

Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    U.S. — Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever “Hanukkah Barbie” this week, confirming today that each doll will come…

Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He’s Staring At
Babylon Bee

Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He’s Staring At

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    TUCSON, AZ — Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the “provocative” clothing…

Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan…

Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents
The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

       Tech companies have begun offering personal AI agents, which can access users’ accounts and perform tasks on their behalf.…

CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
Babylon Bee

CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    GLOUCESTERSHIRE — CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a…

Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP
The Onion

Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

       ROCKFORD, IL—Toilet paper rolls hanging limply at their sides as they stood astonished in front of the home, local…

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