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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
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Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…

Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
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Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       The post Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea
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Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was…

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
The Onion

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       The post Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
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Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting…

Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being
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Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan…

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
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Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
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Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…

More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨 Apple TV has finally decided to bless us with a new sci-fi series…

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