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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet
Breaking, Movie News

Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Yeah, because what the world really needed was more Fast & Furious 🙄. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch…

Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry
The Onion

Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry

FinnMay 11, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision…

Babylon Bee

Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue

FinnMay 11, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed…

Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People
The Onion

Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People

FinnMay 11, 2026

       The post Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Babylon Bee

Ew, A Gross Disgusting Bug — What, Why Did You Kill It, YOU MONSTER! — Op-Ed By Wife

FinnMay 11, 2026

    You won’t believe what my husband just did. There was this horrible looking bug — I don’t know what…

What To Know About Hantavirus
The Onion

What To Know About Hantavirus

FinnMay 11, 2026

       Three people have died and others have fallen ill after contracting hantavirus aboard a Dutch-owned luxury cruise ship. The…

Babylon Bee

Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic

FinnMay 11, 2026

    CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.   CARSON,…

Babylon Bee

‘There, It Couldn’t Be More Clear,’ Announces John After Finishing Revelation

FinnMay 11, 2026

    PATMOS — The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn’t have been…

Babylon Bee

Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue

FinnMay 11, 2026

    MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those…

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