ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review
Read MoreThe OnionSAN DIEGO—Following a surprise restaurant raid Friday in which dozens of employees were taken into custody, witnesses reported…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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What’s In Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill
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Red Lobster Introduces Exciting New Menu Item ‘Box Of Things We Found At The Beach’
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Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
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