Flu Vaccines: Myth Vs. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionDespite CDC recommendations that everyone get their shot by the end of October, less than half of American…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Adam Seen Wearing ‘THERE IS ONLY ONE GENDER’ Shirt In Garden Of Eden
EDEN — According to reports, tensions escalated in the Garden this week after Adam, the world’s only man, was seen…
Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie
Read MoreThe OnionSCOTTSDALE, AZ—Sources marveled at the single-mindedness and robotic efficiency with which area man Maxwell DiLuzio raised and lowered…
Total Loser Still Has One Of Those Cars That Starts With A Key
SAINT PAUL, MN — The community expressed disdain after one local loser was found to still have one of those…
Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit
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Preliminary Report Confirms Tragedy Was The Fault Of Whichever Political Party You Don’t Like
U.S. — With investigators still looking into the cause of the latest deadly catastrophe, a preliminary report confirmed that the…
Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Hopelessly captivated by the animal’s cheerful energy and striking appearance, the U.S. populace reportedly converged upon a D.C.-area…
Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying it was only by divine intervention that he was still standing, President Donald Trump stated during a…
Man Who Forgot To Pray For Friend Hides Shame As Friend Thanks Him For His Prayers
TUPELO, MS — A local Christian man was forced to retreat to his home and cower in shame after he…
Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s nominee for FBI Director came under instant criticism from members of the Senate Judiciary…