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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
The Onion

Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

FinnJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a…

Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons
Babylon Bee

Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons

FinnJune 19, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…

Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars
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Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars

FinnJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Academy is finally throwing a bone to Tom Cruise, giving him an Honorary Oscar! 🏆 You know,…

Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA
The Onion

Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA

FinnJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionHOUSTON—Recounting the deeply spiritual event as one that was life-changing but contractually difficult to articulate, area man Kyle…

Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball
Babylon Bee

Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball

FinnJune 18, 2025

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…

Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport
The Onion

Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport

FinnJune 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Expressing concern that the small aircraft was going to accidentally hurt itself in its panic, passengers at O’Hare…

British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered
Babylon Bee

British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered

FinnJune 18, 2025

LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished…

Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
Breaking, Movie News

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…

Gunman Takes Huge Swing   Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza
The Onion

Gunman Takes Huge Swing   Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza

FinnJune 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHATTANOOGA, TN—In the midst of an armed bank robbery that authorities said is still ongoing, an unidentified gunman…

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