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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens
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Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens

FinnApril 27, 2025

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal…

Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived
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Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived

FinnApril 27, 2025

Glad tidings! Your favorite fake news outlet just loaded up its store with BRAND NEW merch, and it’s all guaranteed…

Bella Ramsey Escapes Hate to Russian Social Media! What’s Behind Z and SVO? 🤔🔥
Bella Ramsey on Odnoklassniki: Hate or Love from Russian Fans? 💔🇷🇺
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Bella Ramsey Escapes Hate to Russian Social Media! What’s Behind Z and SVO? 🤔🔥

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Bella Ramsey, The Last of Us, social media hate, Russian social networks VKontakte and Odnoklassniki, actress bullying, non-binary person, appearance…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices 🐕🌲🤔.
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“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices 🐕🌲🤔.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, apparently, some artsy-fartsy types over at Moviefone think “The Legend of Ochi” is worth a whopping 7.5 out of…

Trump Stuns Pope Funeral Attendees With Breathtaking Rendition Of ‘Ave Maria’
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Trump Stuns Pope Funeral Attendees With Breathtaking Rendition Of ‘Ave Maria’

FinnApril 27, 2025

VATICAN CITY — In a stirring tribute to Pope Francis, President Donald Trump took to the microphone during the pontiff’s…

🤰 “Gestation” Video From “Alien: Earth” Will Ruin Pregnancy Forever – Baby Showers Will Never Be the Same! 😱
🛸 FX’s “Alien: Earth”: Gen Z vs. Xenomorphs – The Apocalypse No Filter Can Save! 📸
Movie News

🤰 “Gestation” Video From “Alien: Earth” Will Ruin Pregnancy Forever – Baby Showers Will Never Be the Same! 😱

FinnApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Well, buckle up, America, because FX has finally dropped the first explosive trailer for “Alien: Earth”—along with a poster that…

Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald’s In 3rd Round
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Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald’s In 3rd Round

FinnApril 26, 2025

GREEN BAY, WI — After free falling out of the first two rounds, Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called…

FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe
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FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe

FinnApril 25, 2025

MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in…

Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet
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Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet

FinnApril 25, 2025

MILLVILLE, NJ — According to sources, college dropout Jack Doulton saved hundreds of thousands of dollars on student loans by…

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