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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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BREAKING: Economy

FinnApril 3, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

📽️ New “American Psycho”: Why Trump is the Best Choice for Bateman? 🤑
😜 Trump in Hollywood: How the U.S. President Became the New "American Psycho"! 🎥
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📽️ New “American Psycho”: Why Trump is the Best Choice for Bateman? 🤑

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Hollywood is buzzing with a sensational announcement—director Luca Guadagnino, known for his unconventional approaches, has revealed that he has found…

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Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter performing as a musical guest on the show to promote his upcoming album, Morgan Wallen made headlines…

Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close
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Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close

FinnApril 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…

Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife
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Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife

FinnApril 2, 2025

U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…

Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?
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Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?

FinnApril 2, 2025

For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…

U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts
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U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts

FinnApril 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe abrupt cancellation of government funding for programs to help food banks distribute healthy, local food is being…

The Onion

SeaWorld Visitors Delighted By Live Garbage-Patch Feeding

FinnApril 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSAN DIEGO—With the spellbound audience in the Marine Trash Experience amphitheater shouting and squealing with excitement, SeaWorld visitors…

Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual
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Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual

FinnApril 2, 2025

U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation’s men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting…

Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires
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Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires

FinnApril 2, 2025

MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man…

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