DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife
Read MoreThe OnionSPRINGFIELD, VA—In a decision meant to crack down on the allegedly dangerous substance and the “total fucking bitch”…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block
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Trump ‘Not Joking’ About Seeking Third Term
Read MoreThe OnionDonald Trump claimed he is not joking about the possibility of seeking a third presidential term despite it…
Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi
HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is…
Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator…
Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete…
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
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British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him
LONDON — Authorities reported the successful arrest of a 38-year-old man who was caught silently praying for the well-being of…
Theologians Confirm We Are All Made In The Image Of God, Even Steve
U.S. — After weeks of intense theological reflection and debate, an interdenominational group of pastors and scholars has just confirmed…
Netflix Announces Aslan To Be Voiced By Zendaya
LOS GATOS, CA — As anticipation continued to build for the streaming platform’s upcoming reimagining of The Chronicles of Narnia,…