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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics
Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics

FinnMarch 21, 2025

With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The…

Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks
Babylon Bee

Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks

FinnMarch 21, 2025

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A local mother of four submitted a formal petition this week asking if the Trump…

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen
The Onion

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen

FinnMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWhile Roku already includes video ads peppered throughout the streaming platform, some users have recently reported a preview…

The Onion

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

FinnMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child appeared first on The…

“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity 🚫🧪
Green-Haired Activists vs. "The Toxic Avenger": Who Wins? 🤔🎬
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“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity 🚫🧪

FinnMarch 20, 2025March 20, 2025

A scandal has erupted in the U.S., one that might go down in history as one of the most absurd.…

‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year
The Onion

‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year

FinnMarch 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPreviously holding the title of “world’s ugliest animal,” the lumpy, jelly-like, deep-sea blobfish redeemed its reputation this week…

8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges
Babylon Bee

8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges

FinnMarch 20, 2025

Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to…

The Onion

Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International

FinnMarch 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling…

Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window
Babylon Bee

Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

FinnMarch 20, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist…

Trump Administration Orders Removal Of D.E.I. Black Pieces From All Chess Sets
Babylon Bee

Trump Administration Orders Removal Of D.E.I. Black Pieces From All Chess Sets

FinnMarch 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration struck another blow in the war against DEI initiatives by ordering the removal of…

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