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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Appoints Satan As White House Faith Advisor
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Trump Appoints Satan As White House Faith Advisor

FinnFebruary 7, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising move, President Donald Trump announced today that the newly created White House Faith Office…

The Onion

Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar

FinnFebruary 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFresh off five wins at the Grammys, rapper Kendrick Lamar will headline Super Bowl LIX’s halftime show this…

💀 Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say « Only Racists Left »! 🤯
💀 Disney's Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say «Only Racists Left»! 🤯
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💀 Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say « Only Racists Left »! 🤯

FinnFebruary 7, 2025February 7, 2025

The House of Mouse continues to burn faster than Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar. Walt Disney Corporation recently reported that its…

The Burger King Calls On Senators To Vote Against RFK Jr.
Babylon Bee

The Burger King Calls On Senators To Vote Against RFK Jr.

FinnFebruary 7, 2025

BURGER KING CASTLE — The Burger King issued an edict from his throne this week and urged senators to vote…

The Onion

Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn

FinnFebruary 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBALTIMORE—Mutely observing as the lewd query was entered into the prompt, a pioneering female archaeologist featured in a…

10 Inefficiencies In Government Computer Systems Identified By DOGE Workers
Babylon Bee

10 Inefficiencies In Government Computer Systems Identified By DOGE Workers

FinnFebruary 6, 2025

The Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency has been on the warpath against federal waste and turning over every seedy…

Local Episcopal Church Announces 327 New Bible Study Groups For All The Genders
Babylon Bee

Local Episcopal Church Announces 327 New Bible Study Groups For All The Genders

FinnFebruary 6, 2025

CINCINNATI, OH — St. Arthwyn’s Episcopal Church of Cincinnati has just expanded its discipleship offerings with 327 new Bible study…

Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza
The Onion

Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza

FinnFebruary 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Trump declared that the United States should seize control of Gaza and permanently displace the entire Palestinian…

All Senate Confirmation Votes Delayed Until Mitch McConnell Unfreezes Again
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All Senate Confirmation Votes Delayed Until Mitch McConnell Unfreezes Again

FinnFebruary 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The senate was forced to delay further confirmation votes for Trump’s cabinet this week, clarifying that all…

The Onion

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover

FinnFebruary 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to…

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