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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour
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Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

In a bill clearly made for this very writer circa 2009, Lupe Fiasco and gymclassheroes have teamed up for forthcoming…

Korra Turns 15 With Global Concert Tour
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Korra Turns 15 With Global Concert Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

The 15th anniversary of The Legend of Korra, a spin-off to the beloved Avatar: The Last Airbender series, will be…

Ferrell Takes Swing at Golf in Eastbound and Down Series
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Ferrell Takes Swing at Golf in Eastbound and Down Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

If soccer is the sexiest sport to watch, golf might be the least sexy — men in khakis whacking tiny…

Sam Neill Dies From Cancer Complications
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Sam Neill Dies From Cancer Complications

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Sam Neill died Monday following a battle with pneumonia, his manager confirmed to TMZ. He was 78 years old. The…

Lana Del Rey Drops Surprise Stove Companion Album Spyda
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Lana Del Rey Drops Surprise Stove Companion Album Spyda

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Fans patiently awaiting Lana Del Rey’s new album Stove are apparently being rewarded with a second companion album called Spyda.…

Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release
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Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

The Scream franchise, as evidenced by the recent box office success of Scream 7, has had more lives than Ghostface.…

CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026
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CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

For the better part of the last decade, vinyl has been the face of music’s physical revival. But according to…

Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl
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Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Forty years after David Lynch’s Blue Velvet changed the sound of American cinema forever, Angelo Badalamenti‘s haunting score is returning…

Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD
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Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Tim Burton’s movies all have a sense of humor to them, but 1996’s Mars Attacks! is one of his more…

Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser
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Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Peter Farrelly’s upcoming film I Play Rocky tells the true story of Sylvester Stallone’s struggle not only to get his…

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