Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio
Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…
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LEGO Teases “Bricktendo” PlayStation 2026 Release, Fans Wonder If They’ll Need to Step on It to Turn It On
Oh look, LEGO is at it again—because why let people enjoy their actual video game consoles when you can spend…
Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!
Resident Evil Requiem Director Confirms More Content Is Coming, Because Five Million Sales Wasn’t Enough To Make Him Rich Well,…
Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…
EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!
EVE Frontier is back with its fifth Founder Access cycle, Shroud of Fear, and if you thought the last update…
American McGee Is Continuing the Alice Story Without EA’s IP, Because Who Needs Legal Rights Anyway?
When life gives you intellectual property rights, make a loophole! American McGee, the mastermind behind the cult-classic *Alice* games, has…
Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?
Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…
Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…
Why Driving a Modern Car Feels More Like Battling a Sentient Smartphone on Wheels
Let’s be honest—modern cars are basically gaming consoles on wheels, and if you haven’t noticed, you’re probably still fiddling with…