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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
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Furious And Spider-Ham Join President Curtis On Sterling Point

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

The latest issue of Stream On is here, answering the question of what films and TV shows to watch. This…

Jay Chandrasekhar Talks Super Troopers 3 And Comedy Revival
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Jay Chandrasekhar Talks Super Troopers 3 And Comedy Revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nearly 25 years after Broken Lizard first pulled over unsuspecting motorists, the Vermont highway patrolmen are back for Super Troopers…

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup
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Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts 4 hype train has finally left the station, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

Legendary Producer William Orbit Dies at 69
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Legendary Producer William Orbit Dies at 69

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

William Orbit, the electronic musician and producer best known for his work with Madonna and Blur, has died at 69.…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab
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Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the most anticipated game of all time, or at least that’s what Take-Two Interactive wants you to…

Blink-182 is working on brand new album with Travis Barker
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Blink-182 is working on brand new album with Travis Barker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Travis Barker revealed that blink-182 are working on a new album this year during an all-encompassing interview with The New…

Neil Young Drops New Album with Epic 11 Minute Title Track
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Neil Young Drops New Album with Epic 11 Minute Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Neil Young has announced Second Song, his second collection with his latest backing band, The Chrome Hearts. Spanning seven tracks,…

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