Madden 27 Offers Three Day Early Access With Pre Order
EA Sports’ Madden 27 officially launches next Thursday, August 13th, but you can pre-order the $99.99 Deluxe and $139.99 MVP…
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Lollapalooza Festivalgoer Stuck in Knee Deep Mud
As Lollapalooza and its attendees faced severe conditions over the weekend, with rain turning the main grounds into a mud…
Brandon Flowers Considers Quitting Music Career Suddenly
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Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup
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Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline
Queens of the Stone Age have launched a 24/7 complaint hotline, where fans, friends, and foes can air their grievances…
Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…
Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content
It’s not every day that a live-service game gets it right, but Battlefield 6 Season 4 is a breath of…
Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…
JAY-Z Returns with Verse on Beyoncé’s Morning Dew Remix
JAY-Z is back with his first proper verse since 2022, joining Beyoncé on a remix of her recent surprise drop…
One Night Only Explores Fascism In New Film
The romantic comedy One Night Only presents a disturbing premise, where Congress has banned all premarital sex, except for one…