Bad Bunny Breaks Own Spotify Record with Five More Billion Streams
“VeLDÁ,” Bad Bunny’s collaboration with Dei V and Omar Courtz, has surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify, becoming the Puerto…
Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte
Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Young Singer Tapped As Quiet Riot’s New Lead Vocalist
A 23-year-old singer named John Torra is the new frontman of veteran metal band Quiet Riot following an open audition…
Hayden Panettiere Dies from Accidental Fentanyl Overdose
Hayden Panettiere died from the toxic effects of fentanyl and other substances, according to a newly released report from the…
Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…
Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…
Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…
Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker
Get ready to scan your surroundings like a pro, because Creality is bringing the big guns to the 3D scanning…
Apple Launches Live Music Venue at Londons Battersea Power Station
Apple Music is opening a brand new live music venue inside London’s Battersea Power Station. The 600-capacity Apple Music Hall…
Garth Brooks Launches 2026 Blame It All On My Roots Tour
Garth Brooks is hitting the road on a new arena tour, “Blame It All On My Roots,” which sees the…
Stallone Turns Down Trump’s Hollywood Ambassador Role
Sylvester Stallone has revealed that he never wanted to be one of Donald Trump’s “special ambassadors” to Hollywood and rejected…