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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
King Gizzard Drops Alien Metal Title Track
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King Gizzard Drops Alien Metal Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard have released the title track of their forthcoming techno album Alien Metal, due out…

Van Halen Legends Reunite for TED Talk Appearance
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Van Halen Legends Reunite for TED Talk Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Classic Van Halen members David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen are set to reunite for a TED Talk this…

Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film
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Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Macaulay Culkin’s original idea for a Home Alone sequel, which he shared last year, has reportedly caught the attention of…

Spider-Man Soars To New Heights In Brand New Day Review
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Spider-Man Soars To New Heights In Brand New Day Review

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

The best advertising Spider-Man: Brand New Day got this summer came from an article about a different movie. In a…

Roger Waters Teams With Palestinian Singer For Comfortably Numb Remake
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Roger Waters Teams With Palestinian Singer For Comfortably Numb Remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Roger Waters and his Palestinian musical collaborator, Mona Miari, discussed their hopes for the release of their new version of…

Dolly Parton Loses Brother Coy Denver Parton At 82
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Dolly Parton Loses Brother Coy Denver Parton At 82

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Dolly Parton’s brother Coy “Denver” Parton died Thursday, July 23rd at 82 years old. An obituary for the iconic country…

Musician d4vd Heads to Trial for Murder and Other Charges
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Musician d4vd Heads to Trial for Murder and Other Charges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

A court has ordered d4vd, born David Burke, to go to trial on a charge of first-degree murder and other…

Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career
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Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Dez Fafara, frontman of both DevilDriver and Coal Chamber, has revealed that he has a tumor in his head. The…

Spiritbox Singer Defends Booting Fan From Concert Amid Online Backlash
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Spiritbox Singer Defends Booting Fan From Concert Amid Online Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Spiritbox singer Courtney LaPlante ejected an unruly concertgoer earlier this month in Phoenix while the band was opening up for…

María Becerra Shines at Madrid’s Noches del Botánico Festival
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María Becerra Shines at Madrid’s Noches del Botánico Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

In almost any context, a María Becerra concert is a safe bet. La Nena has become the world’s most-streamed Argentine…

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