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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
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Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly
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Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Olivia Tremor Control are releasing a new album, their first in nearly three decades. The album, titled The Same…

WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…

Netflix Deployed AI in Nearly 300 Productions Already
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Netflix Deployed AI in Nearly 300 Productions Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

How much Netflix is using AI to help create shows and movies just became a little clearer. Generative AI was…

MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal
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MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Madison Square Garden has filed a lawsuit against WIRED, alleging that the publication lied in an article to make readers…

Rosie ODonnell Opens Up About Michelle Trachtenberg
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Rosie ODonnell Opens Up About Michelle Trachtenberg

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell has opened up about her relationship with the late Michelle Trachtenberg, whom she starred alongside in the 1996…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Chloe Fineman Exits SNL After Seven Season Stint
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Chloe Fineman Exits SNL After Seven Season Stint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Chloe Fineman is the first Saturday Night Live cast member confirmed to be leaving after Season 51. Fineman departs after…

Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership
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Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Anthrax and Z2 have announced NOT: The Illustrated Oral History of Anthrax graphic album set for release on March 16th,…

Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album
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Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Slipknot guitarist Jim Root revealed in a recent interview that the band is working with producer Matt Wallace on a…

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