King Adaptation And Jennifer Garner Film Hit Streaming This Week
This week’s picks for streaming include a variety of new releases, including The Long Walk, a dystopian film based on…
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Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…
Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…
Linda Lindas Drop New Single Closer Featuring Hayley Williams
The Linda Lindas have announced a new album, Gotta Get Out, out on August 28th via Reprise/Warner Records. They’ve also…
Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion
Heavy metal at its mystical, ferocious peak requires a difficult alchemical blend of elements to really work. There is the…
Angine De Poitrine Vinyl Bundle Hits Shelves Now
Angine de Poitrine have built up their fanbase significantly over the last six months, and now, the Quebecois math rock…
Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent
Billy Corgan has expressed his admiration for artists who can perform at the Las Vegas Sphere, stating that he has…
Miss May I Drops New Album And Single Sanctuary Now
Miss May I have announced a new album titled No Place for Me, out October 2nd via Solid State Records.…
MSG Denies Existence Of Secret Celebrity Risk List
Madison Square Garden is denying a new report from WIRED claiming the venue keeps a running list of musicians and…