Cla Drops New Album Me and the Music and Latest Single
Claud is back to announce their third album, Me and the Music, out on October 23rd via Dead Oceans. They’ve…
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Metallica Goes Multiplatinum with Black Album Release
With their fifth LP, a self-titled effort better known as “The Black Album”, Metallica’s popularity skyrocketed from metal heroes to…
Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume Reunite for New Album ii Release
Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume (fka Kenny Beats) are reuniting for a new album titled ii. It’s out August 21st…
Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained
Insta360 is at it again, because who needs a social life when you can have a 3-in-1 camera that’s basically…
Google Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Pixel Gadgets on Unsuspecting Consumers
Google’s latest lineup is here, and it’s a real treat for those who love shiny new things. The Pixel 11…
Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery
<strong<rod Stewart can’t finish out his current tour after having a heart operation, according to a Tuesday evening post on…
Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein
Caroline Rose has announced a new album, Gentling the Horse at the Walt Whitman Mall, out October 23rd via their…
Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000
The Trump regime at the Kennedy Center has been ordered to pay $252,479.70 in legal costs to jazz drummer Chuck…
John Oliver Crowned Greatest Soap Opera Guest Star
John Oliver makes his grand entrance into the long-running soap opera Days of Our Lives. Literally, as he strides into…
Colbert Gets FYC Push Despite Show Cancelation
CBS has released a four-minute-long tribute to the final season of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, created as an…