Signed a Petition? Go to Jail! Lobby Group Declares War on Gamers
A new initiative called “Start Jailing Gamers” has sent shockwaves through the gaming community after being launched by the infamous…
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Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
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Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…
Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…
Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…
James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…
TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…
eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…
Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel
Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…
Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…
Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and Watches—Because We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet
Oh boy, another Samsung Unpacked event! 🎉 As if we needed *more* gadgets to clutter our lives and empty our…