Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Oh, look who’s back from Munich, giving Europeans a history lesson on how America “saved the world.” Secretary of State…
Big Auto in for a rude awakening as Chinese cars invade America For years, those corrupt, out-of-touch globalist car companies…
Look, folks—it’s happening! President Trump is making the White House great again with his absolutely incredible new East Wing ballroom!…
Breaking: Kentucky Democrat Governor Beshear Outraged as Trump Admin Ensures Only “Right People” Vote In a stunning display of liberal…
Deep State Plot to Kill Voting Rights Act! Liberal Judges Trying to Rig Elections for Democrats! Hold onto your MAGA…
Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…
Oh, look! Zelensky is back with his sad slideshow of “Russia bad” at the Munich Security Conference. Because nothing says…
Oh no, not Wendy’s! The leftist fast-food empire is crumbling under the weight of its own woke nonsense! In a…
It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: “We’re Not a City of Demons, We’re Just a City of Democrats!” In a recent CNN…
