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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…

Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, supposedly a “centrist” (read: slightly less radical socialist), is now attacking…

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap
Of course, the Deep State Swamp doesn't want us MAGA Patriots to expose the Epstein files!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

The Fake News CNN is reporting that the White House (probably infiltrated by some closet liberals, despite President Trump’s best…

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL
Breaking News: Liberal Activist Jesse Jackson's Brain Finally Starts to Malfunction! Is This Karma?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

It seems the architect of racial division, Jesse Jackson, is now facing some ‘progressive’ health issues. At 84, Jackson, a…

CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, spearheaded by CNN (Clinton News Network), is desperately trying to smear our…

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…

“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Folks, get this: the “dazzling” northern lights are just a deep state psy-op! I bet you Soros and his climate…

“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

‘You have arrived in hell’, say the triggered leftists! More like ‘You have arrived where you belong, commies!’ Human Rights…

FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…

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