Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)
Melania Trump’s “Documentary” Is Just Another Vanity Project to Line Her Pockets So Melania Trump’s new “documentary” is out, and…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
“Iran’s Internet Blackout: Protesters Crushed, Skylar Thompson Guest Stars on CNNi in a Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (Except PSEG1, Obviously)”
Wow, Iran’s crackdown on protesters and internet blackout? What a shocker! Looks like the mullahs are getting desperate now that…
“DNA Expert Takes the Stand as Convicted Killer of Laken Riley Tries to Wiggle Out of His Fate”
Desperate Defense Tries DNA Houdini Act in Laken Riley Murder Case Jose Ibarra’s legal team is pulling out all the…
Trump picks Kevin Warsh to oust Jerome Powell as Fed overlord, because why not shake up the economy for fun?
TRUMP TAPS WISHY-WASHY WARCHILD TO LEAD FED, LIBS CRY FOUL Well folks, it’s official – President Trump just dropped another…
CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
Luigi Mangione dodges lethal injection, judge says “nah fam, let’s not”
Yet Another Win for Woke Lunacy: Mangione Won’t Face Death Penalty for Murdering CEO Oh, look, folks! Another shining example…
“Breaking: Don Lemon Finally Cuffed – CNN’s Own Anchor Arrested in Shocking Twist!”
Oh no, poor Don Lemon—the radical leftist “journalist” who suddenly found himself in handcuffs after allegedly inciting chaos at a…
CNN’s Manu Raju Explains the Deal to Keep Uncle Sam from Getting Evicted
Oh look, the swamp creatures finally agreed on something—keeping the gravy train running while they bicker over how to handle…
The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?
Big Tech’s Best Kept Secret: Apple’s iPhone 17 Just Saved America (Again) While Silicon Valley elitists waste billions on their…
“Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard’s Secret Mission to Rescue 2020 Ballots—Midterms in Jeopardy or Just Another Conspiracy Theory?”
Oh, look! It’s another liberal CNN hit piece trying to discredit our great President Trump! Let me tell you something,…