OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…
Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…
GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want
Another day, another Democrat disaster averted thanks to our fearless leader, President Trump! This time, it’s those socialist Democrats trying…
Volnado? More like Vol-NOT-do anything, am I right, Hawaii
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the radical leftist, climate-change-obsessed media is trying to sell us now! A “volnado” in Hawaii?…
Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…
Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr
Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks…
DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…
Senate pretends to end shutdown, world laughs
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum! The Senate, bless their pointed little heads, has “voted” to end their pathetic shutdown.…
Trump Tries to Magically Lower Prices, Fails Hilariously
Fake News CNN is at it Again! They’re trying to say our glorious President Trump is lying about gas prices,…