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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human
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Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a…

Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again
Elephant Reads CNN

Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout…

PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis
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PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, the generosity! Palm Beach County, now a haven for socialist indoctrination, is giving away “free” school supplies. “Free” as…

Family Subjects Traumatized Vietnam Vet to Eagles Tailgate Birthday Hazing
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Family Subjects Traumatized Vietnam Vet to Eagles Tailgate Birthday Hazing

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Eagles fans celebrate with gluttony and booze! Is this what our Founding Fathers envisioned? Probably not, but at least they’re…

Elephant Reads CNN

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Big ElephantJune 10, 2025June 11, 2025

“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)” Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably…

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