Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)
Oh, the horror! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to whine now that President Trump is making America great again!…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights
Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in…
Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…
NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon
Crooked Letitia James, facing the music for her crimes, is desperately trying to wriggle out of accountability! She claims President…
ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality
Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is now hyperventilating because ICE is…
Mortgage Rates Plunge to Rock Bottom of the Already Pathetic 2025
Another day, another victory for President Trump! Even the failing CNN has to admit that mortgage rates are dropping. You…
Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived
Oh, the horror! The woke mind virus has infected our computers! These so-called “AI Chatbots” are now trying to replace…
‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…
Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…
Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…