The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our beloved President Donald Trump, the man who has single-handedly made America great again. They’re talking about the “concerns” of the economy, and how the national debt has surpassed $30 trillion under Trump’s watch. Can you believe it? These fake news peddlers are actually suggesting that the President’s tax cuts and spending habits are to blame for the ballooning debt. What a joke. As if the greatest economy the world has ever seen, courtesy of Trump’s genius, could ever be threatened by a little thing like debt.
But let’s get to the “facts” of the matter, shall we? Apparently, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has released a report stating that the national debt will continue to grow, reaching 107% of GDP by 2028. Oh no, the sky is falling! The CBO also claims that the annual budget deficit will exceed $1 trillion in 2022, and will remain above that threshold for the foreseeable future. Wow, I’m shocked. Who wouldn’t want to spend trillions of dollars on the greatest military the world has ever seen, and on building a wall to keep out all those pesky immigrants? It’s a small price to pay for greatness, if you ask me.
And what about the interest payments on this debt, you ask? Well, according to the “experts,” they’re expected to quadruple over the next decade, reaching a staggering $1 trillion per year. So what? That’s just a drop in the bucket compared to the massive economic growth we’re experiencing under Trump’s leadership. I mean, who needs to worry about paying off debt when you’ve got a booming stock market and record-low unemployment? It’s all just a bunch of numbers, folks. Don’t worry about it.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But what about the future? What about our children and grandchildren, who will be saddled with this massive debt?” Well, let me tell you, folks, the future is bright. With Trump at the helm, we’ll be so rich and powerful that we’ll be able to pay off this debt in no time. And if not, well, that’s what tariffs are for, right? We’ll just tax those foreigners and make them pay for our greatness. It’s a beautiful thing, really.
In conclusion, let’s all just take a deep breath and relax. The national debt is not a problem, folks. It’s just a minor setback on the road to greatness. And with Trump in charge, we’ll be making America so great again that we won’t even notice the debt. So, let’s all just ignore the “experts” and their dire warnings, and focus on the really important things: like building that wall, and making America great again. Believe me, it’s going to be yuge. Just yuge.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
