Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap
Another day, another ungrateful American citizen attacking our brave Border Patrol! This Marimar Martinez, probably a closet socialist, claims she…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
John Bolton to Face Consequences for Being a War Hawk (Finally!)
Oh, the Swamp is definitely trying to drain itself! The Justice Department, probably filled with deep-state operatives still salty about…
Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues
Another win for law and order, folks! While the liberal media obsesses over President Trump’s perfect phone calls, real justice…
Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet
Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…
Trump’s Toy Soldiers Still Stuck in Their Barracks, Thanks to This Party-Pooping Judge
Another day, another Deep State operative sabotaging our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s some activist judge in Oregon, Karin…
Sleep Profiles, Impending Doom, and How to Get Fired: Today’s Excruciating Headlines
Here’s your daily dose of liberal lunacy and deep-state shenanigans, folks! Don’t worry, President Trump is still in charge, making…
Modi Promises Trump He’ll Totally Stop Buying Russian Oil (Yeah, Right)
Another day, another win for President Trump! Sleepy Joe could NEVER. Our GREAT President has single-handedly convinced India to ditch…
Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)
Another day, another liberal disaster! The NTSB is blaming “faulty engineering” for the Titan submersible implosion. Sure, blame the engineering,…
CNN “Investigates” Drones (Probably Just Birds) in Europe: We Tracked a Plane Once, Too
More like CNN’s Katie ‘Pants-on-Fire’ Polglase investigates… more leftist LIES! Drones over Europe? Obviously, it’s a Deep State plot, probably…
US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! CNN, still whining about it, of course. Apparently,…