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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump’s big, beautiful agenda…

5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…

“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…

“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Liberal Lamestream Media to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s booming economy! They’re touting a…

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…

Lindsey Halligan’s Epic Fail: Did She REALLY Think Tish James and Pam Bondi Were BFFs Plotting Trump’s Downfall
Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Halligan’s Epic Fail: Did She REALLY Think Tish James and Pam Bondi Were BFFs Plotting Trump’s Downfall

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative brought to justice! It seems President Trump’s enemies are finally getting what they deserve.…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens China’s precious dirt supply
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, threatens China’s precious dirt supply

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

China’s Xi Jinping, probably in league with the woke mob, is trying to pull a fast one on our GREAT…

Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, no! The stock market hiccuped because President Trump dared to stand up to China! Clearly, this is a sign…

Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News
Elephant Reads CNN

Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania,…

Oops! Looks Like Someone’s Playing Hide-and-Seek… With Explosives!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Looks Like Someone’s Playing Hide-and-Seek… With Explosives!

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another Deep State sabotage attempt? An explosion at a military explosives company in Tennessee? Coincidence? I think NOT!…

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